I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Someone stole a lamp last night.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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