Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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