I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
We have started to decorate penises.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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