You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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