Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
false alarm. still invincible.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
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don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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