office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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