"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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