shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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