awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
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