Pappa wants mamma naked
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
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Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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