I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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