Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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