Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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