Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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