and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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