how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
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Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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