did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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