May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
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after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
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