shes about as inviting as chlamydia
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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