I want to make a zoo with you.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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