But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
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No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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