he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
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It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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