I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I am midnight drunk by noon
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
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For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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