Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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