Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
My Sexting was not on an AP level
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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