When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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