he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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