we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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