I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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