would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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I think I sprained my soul last night
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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