honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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