In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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