4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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