Umm I'm too high to move.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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