a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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