Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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