Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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