just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I'm having to shit out rocks
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