He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
Randomize
