Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
