She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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