I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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