I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
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I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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