margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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