You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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