You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
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