Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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