ugly people sure do ruin things
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
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Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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