Apparently you make a good broom.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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