I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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