That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
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And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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