just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
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