does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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