I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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