She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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