Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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